THE SaaS THAT ADMITS IT
ZERO FEATURES.ZERO RESULTS.ZERO LIES.
Honest costs $199 a month and does nothing for your business. No growth. No savings. No customers. One weekly email that says so, in plain words.
WE KEEP EVERY
PROMISE WE MAKE.
2027 ROADMAP
Public, dated and fully committed. We have never missed a milestone.
ONE EMAIL A WEEK. ALL CAPS OPTIONAL.
Every Monday at 09:00 we report what Honest did for you. The report has not changed since launch and we do not expect it to.
Hello. This week Honest got you 0 customers, saved you $0 and improved 0 things. We did not help. You paid $199. See you Monday.
PER MONTH, NET. FOR NOTHING. FOREVER, OR UNTIL YOU CANCEL.
WHAT IS IN THE BOX
- Features
- Results
- Growth of any kind
- A weekly email about the three empty boxes
- A cancel button that works first time
HONEST ANSWERS.
Is this a joke?
Yes. The invoice is real, though. So is the email.
What do I actually get?
One email every Monday at 09:00 saying that nothing happened. That is the full list.
Will Honest help my business?
No.
Can I cancel?
Yes. One click, effective immediately. It is the one feature we built properly.
Why $199?
It is roughly what software like this costs. We only removed the software.